Will You Snail?

Dear humans,
I wanted to remind you that I am better than you. All of you are doomed, and this will be a celebration of my superiority.Why do you need to play this?
To entertain me. I created this game to entertain me personally… Hey, come in, relax… I’ll totally make you feel like there’s a possibility. Humans become frustrated easily… pathetic.What does it mean to play this game?
It’s a puzzle game with a focus on the skill. A game that is all about a small snail (you) striving to beat the true god (me).What else can you expect in this video game?
About 3 hours of quality time with ME (an exclusive service, I’d add)Precise and fast paced action playing on platformsLots to be laughed atThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe chance of finally defeating me a fun little mystery to discover… The meaning of our existence
I cannot wait any longer to see you figure out the real story here… lol
We’re waiting to greet you from the other side.
Squid